Just a thought.

It's old news, but Michael Phelps is a pothead. Or rather, pictures appeared of him smoking weed. What an uproar it caused: an Olympic gold medalist, the dominator of the pool, smokes pot?? Why oh why have we considered him such a hero for so long? But where people find unwelcome surprises and horrors, I find absolute hilarity in this media storm. Can you imagine?

"Yes, you're right. I smoke pot. I have also destroyed every competitor to challenge my superiority in swimming. Yes, I have burned and scarred my throat and lungs with this filth. And? Maybe swimming's just too hard for all you other people." 14 gold medals. 7 world records. How HUMILIATING it must be to lose to him. To be honest, I bet Phelps is laughing his head off behind closed doors, after giving his apologetic statements to the media.

I sure would be.

This is the end..

This is it! Sadly, I'm closing down my Xanga (it's a thing of the past) and moving on.. to blogspot! If I have entertained you throughout the years, please follow my new endeavors here: http://tiny.cc/bUVGk, or www.braincubed.blogspot.com.

Oh, and as Twitter is now the cool thing to use/do/update/whatever-it-is-Twitter-does, I've created a Twitter account (work actually requested I create a Twitter account to "see what the fuss is all about.") @BrainCubed.

Thank you all for sharing in my randomness!

mehhh...

Since it's been awhile...

this is why i hate confrontations.

Just another day at work...

  So I'm at work, and this is what happens in the morning when I'm getting myself some cereal in the kitchen.

So at first I'm like OMGZ0R I'M COVERED IN TOILET WATER!! But one of my bosses comes by and goes "Oh don't worry, it's only yellow/brownish because of the insulation and crap in the ceiling, so the water turns that color when it comes through the ceiling."

But then...

Problems with the Qwerty keyboard..

The big problem is that certain keys are right next to each other. What if you were having a genuine conversation with someone, and that someone was telling you all about her problems (her, because girls get offended and hurt a lot easier than guys), and you wanted to express some kind of comfort or appropriate response?

Ghett0AzNgUrLie: and then he cheated on me
Ghett0AzNgUrLie: ..with my best friend!
Ghett0AzNgUrLie: and now all my friends are siding with her
Ghett0AzNgUrLie: and then i lost my keys!!
Ghett0AzNgUrLie: ... i feel like disappearing. i wish i could just DIE!
Fonion Rings:  =)
Fonion Rings: oops..
Fonion Rings:  i meant  =]
Fonion Rings: DAMMIT